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« on: October 14, 2015, 08:11:40 AM »

 The 43-year-old tried to rob a family home in the west German town of Bonn.

Having failed to break open the front door, the man entered the house through a set of patio doors.

During his raid he grabbed a Notebook and mobile phone, as well as some snacks for the journey home.

Not content with this haul, he then made for the storeroom.

But when he got there the doors slammed shut behind him – and due to a fault, could not be opened from inside.

After desperate attempts to free himself, the man finally called the police to come to his aid.


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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2015, 10:09:22 PM »


I saw a security thingy that opened all the doors and made all the lights come on, with Clint's voice booming "Come in, punk. Make my day..."|

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