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« Reply #90 on: February 19, 2016, 11:55:48 AM »

One blonde to another. "I think my boyfriend dresses well."
The other, "Quickly too."
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« Reply #91 on: February 23, 2016, 10:17:44 PM »

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« Reply #92 on: March 04, 2016, 11:02:15 AM »

...... a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
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then the masochist said: "Meow."
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« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2016, 11:05:42 PM »

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« Reply #94 on: April 24, 2016, 09:13:50 PM »

What is it Called?

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is it called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! And Jimmy's Mum wants to talk to you right now."
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« Reply #95 on: September 29, 2016, 05:21:50 AM »

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