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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2015, 09:40:18 AM »

Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2015, 09:42:53 AM »

Here's a good joke, from our ever lovin' Tories...

http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/voter-registration-report
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2015, 11:42:40 AM »

What a bunch of clowns, or are they all Labour strongholds?  whisper
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2015, 12:03:30 PM »

A few quotes for today.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (Robert Bloch)

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. (Steve Martin)

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youre wrong. (Anon)
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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2015, 06:12:35 PM »

Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A: One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2015, 07:02:30 AM »

Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A: One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.


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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2015, 10:48:19 AM »

and pr0n.
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2015, 06:16:22 PM »

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked,

"You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?"

"Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!"
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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2015, 07:02:45 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2015, 07:04:30 AM »

Did you hear about the kidnapping at a school?

It's OK, he woke up.



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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2015, 09:45:47 AM »

I was taking a walk along the River the other day when I saw a man fishing and got chatting to him, I asked him.......

"Have you caught anything today?"

"Iv'e caught loads" he said

"Using maggots?" I asked

"No, liquorice."

"Really, what have you caught with that?"

"All sorts.".......
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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2015, 11:17:29 AM »

It has to be said...

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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2015, 12:26:22 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2015, 09:46:24 AM »

Flossy said rules
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2015, 09:24:54 AM »

I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.


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