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« on: March 30, 2015, 08:22:21 AM »

Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.

A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 05:57:12 PM »


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