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« on: March 26, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de brie everywhere


Which is the saddest cheese?

Blue cheese.



A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me

I thought ‘That’s not very mature’.



Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?

Because he only had one Stilton


What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi


I have an addiction to cheddar cheese

It's only mild though.


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.


Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!


What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.


Which is the most religious cheese?

Swiss… it’s holy.


How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


My business making clothes out of cheese has gone bust

Turns out that fromage frays.


Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?

It had grater plans.


What did the queen say when someone threw cheese at her?

“How dairy!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 12:44:54 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 06:58:40 PM »

Need brain bleach.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2015, 02:49:30 AM »

groan!"



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