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« on: July 02, 2014, 08:03:39 AM »

The Sergeant-Major went out to find that none of his troops were on parade. One soldier finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The Sergeant-Major was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the squaddy go.

Moments later, eight more squaddies came up to the Sergeant-Major panting, he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The Sergeant-Major eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.

Another squaddie jogged up to the Sergeant-Major, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the Sergeant Major interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the squaddie., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2014, 11:02:14 AM »

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