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 on: December 02, 2015, 09:00:10 AM 
Started by K@ - Last post by Caliope
I can't decide whether Syria should be bombed.

If it stops the Islamic State flockers, then yeah, go for it.

 on: December 01, 2015, 11:20:15 AM 
Started by K@ - Last post by K@
...yet the people who are supposed to represent us, are going to go ahead and do it, anyway...

Not them that'll suffer, I guess.

 on: December 01, 2015, 11:18:58 AM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by K@

 on: December 01, 2015, 11:05:50 AM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by Caliope
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.

 on: December 01, 2015, 11:04:44 AM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by Caliope
Wearing white at Wimbledon began as a way of hiding the fact that women sweat.

To test what happens if someone sits on their phone, Samsung has a robot shaped like a bottom.

 on: November 30, 2015, 10:12:39 AM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by Caliope
Interesting, unusual or downright strange facts. I can't say they are all true, but they have been published in a book -

1,234 QI Facts To Leave You Speechless published by Faber

The richest person in Asia is Mr Ka-shing.

A cyberchondriac is defined as someone who scours the internet searching for details of their illnesses.

The Hawaiian pizza featuring ham and pineapple was invented by a Greek in Canada.

 on: November 30, 2015, 10:07:15 AM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by Caliope
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

 on: November 29, 2015, 12:07:29 PM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by K@
The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing bj ever.... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before

Must try that...

 on: November 26, 2015, 01:47:19 PM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by fred
My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said,
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!
a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

 on: November 26, 2015, 01:46:12 PM 
Started by Caliope - Last post by fred

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter
walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to
her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the fire fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully,

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

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